tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16848765199012341512024-03-14T02:13:27.442-07:00Life Ain't RuffThe thoughts, adventures and happenings of two happy pupsTrelawnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18335206148078878555noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1684876519901234151.post-10168102976553320672013-06-17T10:02:00.003-07:002013-06-17T10:02:32.947-07:00We poop, You Scoop: A Poem for DadIn honor of Father's Day, this post is dedicated to my awesome Papa Bear!<br />
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There once was a papa bear named Dad</div>
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And his animals thought he was rad</div>
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He pet them and played day in and day out</div>
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And we knew he always loved us, even when he would shout</div>
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We're sorry for all of the damage we cause</div>
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like getting in the garbage, and getting poop on our paws</div>
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We know that we are a money drain on the family</div>
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and that we cause your thousands of dollars annually,</div>
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But we hope that the love that we show you will do</div>
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And that since we're your best friends through and through</div>
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So Dad, in honor of Fathers day, just this once outside you can poop</div>
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And we'll follow behind you and this time we'll scoop!</div>
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From Mylo, Colt and Midnight...Happy Father's Day Daddy!<br />
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So, there's been this trend on YouTube recently of dogs reactions to citrus. It is <i>hilarious</i>. Their owner gives them a lemon or lime and the results are entertaining and belly laugh inducing. Check out this video to see what I mean:<br />
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<i>Leave it to my dogs to actually like the lemon. </i></div>
Trelawnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18335206148078878555noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1684876519901234151.post-69621324107048590472013-06-12T12:49:00.000-07:002013-06-12T12:49:09.869-07:00Our new grass, Mom's new job and ruff its hot!Hulllo everyone!<br />
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I am sorry it's been a while since I got my paws a click-clacking on this thing that blocks me from mom's lap, but its been a busy week at the Shepherd household.<br />
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We are so excited because about a week ago Mom and Dad got us new grass! Our backyard used to just be a mud pit, but now we get to play and roll around and not worry about tracking mud in the house. I love grass like Colt loves to pee on mom's flowers.<br />
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Mom started her new job. Not sure what a summer nanny is, but she comes home smelling like three kids, sidewalk chalk and another dog everyday. I don't like that she's hanging out with another pup besides me and Colt, but ruff, I guess I'll have to get used to it. Maybe if I pee on her before she leaves next time they'll know she's MY human...better not--Mom hates when I pee in the house. Colt is revolting by pooping inside every chance he gets. He must be sneaking extra breakfasts because I have no idea how he poops that much.<br />
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It's been very hot outside too...like melt your dog cookie hot. So hot that I'm thinking about shaving my fur. Ha just kidding, I would be ridiculed at the park. Mom doesn't let us outside much during the day because it's over 100 degrees outside.<br />
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I love that our new house has cold floors. When I come back inside I melt into it to cool off. Good thinking, Mom and Dad!<br />
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Jes, it is true. I like to do a lot of dog things; I like to chase the leetle amarillo ball in the yard, sleep at the end of de bed and even lick my private parts just because I can.<br />
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I do not, however, like to be outside. This drives mi madre and padre LOCO! I whine so I can go chase the ugly leetle squirrel, do my business and then whine like a bebe to come back inside.<br />
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Madre always sayz "Coltito! Why can't you just be a dog and stay outside? We worked so hard so that you could have a back yard and be able to be outside all the time and play with your brother!"<br />
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But I do not care. Outside? It is hot. It is dirty. There is no couch for me to curl up on inside. Jes, I have toys outside. Jes, I have agua. But there is something about squishy grass that just does not do it for me. I even will poop on the deck if it is raining. Ick. Soggy grass. It makes me cringe just thinking about it.<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07484395872091896980noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1684876519901234151.post-5846261073559470402013-05-23T09:52:00.003-07:002013-05-24T15:44:02.130-07:00Oldie but a goodieHey y'all!<br />
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Momma bear at the keyboard...the boys have been pretty good lately, but every once and while I have to remind myself they're not angels. Here's a perfect example from about a year or so ago...Makes me laugh every time! Enjoy.<br />
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<br />Trelawnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18335206148078878555noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1684876519901234151.post-65315251291155494042013-05-20T14:47:00.002-07:002013-05-20T14:47:32.772-07:00Mopey MomMom has been moping around all day today calling herself the "Worst Dog Mom Ever". It must have something to do with the Drawer of Doom--you know, the scary drawer that has all of the flea and tick lava, the bath accouterments and the horrible horrible paw nail clippers (which is what she brought out!)<br />
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She went for Colt first--Thank Scooby above! I of course ran away and peed on the stairs even though mom was no where near me with the clippers. Then I camped out on my chair and hid my paws.<br />
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Anywhoo, Mom started chasing Colt and cursing him because he was running away and getting blood all over the carpet. Apparently Mom cut his nail a little too short and was out of Quick-Stop! I don't know if you've ever had your paws clipped too short, but when it starts to bleed it just does not stop. </div>
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But he just cuddled with Mom the rest of the afternoon and she gave him so much love! She even started crying and apologizing. We tried to tell her that it happens all the time...even the vet does it! She just needs to get some quick-stop for next time. Colt said it didn't even hurt.</div>
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A few days ago, a bunch of men Colt and I didn't recognize invaded our yard and dug up the ground! Frankly, I cannot believe mom didn't yell at them because she is <b>always</b> yelling at me for digging holes. But she just watched and let them work while we were busy going from window to window to make sure they weren't up to anything funny. Now, early in the morning, magic water spurts from the ground. </div>
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Because of all of the work out there, our whole backyard is just now that squishy brown stuff and now mom doesn't let us go out to play as much anymore. When she does, she comes with and really tires us out with the ball and sticks and games and SQUIRREL BE RIGHT BACK</div>
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Okay hi! Sorry, just saw one of those squirrel monsters in the back and Colt says if we don't chase it and get it we'll never get a cookie again. Where was I? Oh yeah!</div>
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So anywhoo, after we played those big scary drops of doom started coming down from the sky, and like I always do I ran to the door yelping because I'm pretty sure if I get wet my fur will fall off. </div>
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We came back inside and I still wanted to play but I was tired and so was colt...so we did the best we could. Mom calls it "Lazy Wrestling"</div>
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It's me Colt. Mom calls me Coltito because I'm bilingual and she thinks she's being all cute. But its okay because I looove her. Dad? Eh, he's okay, but <span class="hps">Mamá</span> <span class="hps">es la que</span> <span class="hps">más me gusta..</span><br />
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It was SUCH a fun day today that I just to get my paws on mom's computer and share...<br />
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So this morning, Mom started walking around telling us that <i>Oliver was coming over</i>. Oliver is our cousin and we haven't seen him in like a <i>month</i> and I was so excited I almost peed myself. Actually, when he got here I did pee myself. Mom just found it on the rug. Heh.<br />
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<i><span style="font-size: large;"><b>WALK TIME WALK TIME WALK TIME OH MY GOSH WE WERE GOING ON A WALK AND I WAS SO EXCITED AND I DON'T THINK THAT ANYONE COULD KNOW JUST HOW EXCITED I WAS SO I HOWLED AND CRIED AND BARKED AND OH MY GOSH </b></span></i><br />
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We got back and we were so tired...so very tired. And stinky because you know, the ducks and the turtles and the water. I like to roll around in the dirt when I am wet too because I think it helps the stench stay on for a while. Dad does not agree and yells at me when he sees it. <br />
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Later, Mom came home and brought some green stuff with her. She was planting a garden and Colt and I offered to help. I like to help by smelling on everything and peeing on it. That way no one will mess with it since they know it's mine. I am excited to steal the food that mom says is going to come from these green things.<br />
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Tomatoes, Basil, Peppers, Thyme, Rosemary, Zucchini, Squash, oregano. Tadaaaa!<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07484395872091896980noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1684876519901234151.post-67144085753726455662013-05-06T13:52:00.000-07:002013-05-06T13:52:28.186-07:00Hullo! Mylonious the Dog here...<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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Hullo!<br />
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My name is Mylo. Or Mylonious...or Mo..or dumb dog. I am not really sure.<br />
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I do know, however, that I am a dog. I know this because my Mom and Dad tell me all the time (I'll tell you more about that in another post) <br />
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I have a brother--his name is Colt--he tells me all the time he's in charge.<br />
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...and there is another thing that lives in the house that stalks around and makes bread on Mom and Dad's tummy. He smells like an animal I would want to eat, but Mom and Dad say I can't eat Mr. Kitty. I don't have a picture of him because he doesn't let me get close enough.<br />
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A few months ago, Dad left for work for a very long time. Meanwhile, Mom packed up the whole condo into scary box towers. Dad came home and we went for a very long two day car ride. All of our boxes came too and now we live in a house in a really hot place called Texas. This place is AWESOME because we have a backyard and Colt and I get to play outside all the time without our leashes on!<br />
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Life has gotten pretty great these past few weeks and I just wanted to share! Stay tuned for more updates about the adventures and maybe mishaps my brother and I get into...but in the meantime, for these two happy pups, <b>Life Ain't Ruff!</b><br />
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